Every time I see a pregnant woman I get nauseous. Nothing can justify pregnancy except maybe serving the fetus as haute cuisine. Cunts get pregnant for a variety of reasons, all of them selfish. The number one reason is that they want unconditional love. Unconditional love is a fairy tale. It doesn't exist. Stupid whores who believe this nonsense should be sterilized. Stupid people are dangerous. Stupid people should not be permitted to make any decisions, especially one as important as procreation. Men, if your bitch gets pregnant and refuses to flush that turd, let her wallow in the shit alone! If you are stupid enough to stick around, you deserve all of the misery that befalls you. That's right jitbag. Clock those hours. All to support a leech that will suck out your very essence and give you absolutely no gratitude. You say it won't happen to you. but it will. You're nothing special. Your child will hate you. It will ask itself "Why was I born? I didn't ask to be brought into this toilet of a world." You'll never be able to protect your baby from assholes. You know why? Because YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE

Hey ladies, did you know that aspirin is an excellent form of birth control? Just hold it between your knees and don't drop it! If you really need a cock, fuck your dog. Fido can't get your sorry ass pregnant and he'll fuck you longer and harder than any man can. Boys. I'll let you in on a little secret: Homosexuality is the wave of the future. Catch the wave! Picture this if you will a hot love tunnel much tighter than any cunt could ever be, and no wining or dining. No inane chatter. Just pure animal lust. That's the way faggots do it. You know you're a fucking faggot. so just do it!
QUEERBAIT! Get with the motherfucking program. morons. Pregnancy is ugly and disgusting. Nobody likes a pregnant woman. If you can't exterminate em. kick em in their bloated bellies. If you're too pansy-assed for that, for God's sake at least spit on them! But, be a man. Be a man and fuck men. It's cool. It's hip. And nobody gets pregnant.